My first official #HappyHour portrait is unveiled, painted by #JonathanYeo. Immortalizing the #happy in hour! #๐ธ #๐ #๐ผ๏ธ #floridaneverdisappoints
Is that the present you like best? #๐ I #love this #book as much as I loathe Christina! #Thankyou #๐ #floridaneverdisappoints #mommiedearest #joancrawford #fayedunaway
Some call it #Florida. I call it #heaven. #floridaneverdisappoints
The #Dolly Dazzler Donut with crunchy #glitter & a #๐ฆ is serving pure unadulterated #Jolene energy. Oink, oink bishes. #๐ฝ #โจ #๐ฉ #floridaneverdisappoints #DollyParton
#HappyMothersDay to all Moms, Grandmas, Step Moms, Foster Moms, Moms in Heaven, Future Moms, Mr. Moms, Bereaved Moms & Mom Figures, but not you, darling Christinaโฆ Now, disappear. #๐คฐ #โค๏ธ #floridaneverdisappoints
See that house pickled #carrot? Itโs a #salad. #HealthAndFitnessIsMyPassion #๐ฅ #๐ธ #floridaneverdisappoints
I #โค๏ธ @thestormydaniels. She is savvy as hell & she wonโt be bullied or defined. #MakeAmericaHornyAgain! #๐งข #๐บ๐ธ #stormydaniels #floridaneverdisappoints
#Credo, bishes. #๐ค #floridaneverdisappoints
#Happy #CincoDeMayo to all the white people who will be calling in sick with me on Seis de Mayo! #๐ฒ๐ฝ #floridaneverdisappoints
Happy #DerbyDay! I identify as a #unicorn. #๐ #๐ฆ #KentuckyDerby #floridaneverdisappoints
Happy #StarWarsDay! #MayTheFourth of my backhand forever be with you Christina darling. #๐ซฑ #MommieDearest #joancrawford #MayTheFourthBeWithYou #floridaneverdisappoints
Out here just trying to live my best #Florida life. #๐ #๐ธ #floridaneverdisappoints
As @koe_wetzel says- โApril showers bring May flowersโ Time to start || B L O S S O M I N G || babes!! โ๐ผ . . Xox KH โ๐ผ #avedaartisteducation #aveda #avedaartist #koewetzel #southernstyle #mayinspiration #floridaliving #floridaneverdisappoints #floridastylist #floridastyleblogger @be_aveda @avedainstituteftm @aveda
#โค๏ธ #LoveWins #floridaneverdisappoints
#Honk #๐๐ปโโ๏ธ โYouโre a fraud, Helen! Youโre a walking lie & I can see right THROUGH YOU!โ #๐ณ๏ธ #deathbecomesher #floridaneverdisappoints
Cheers to Americaโs original #SexKitten #AnnMargret! Sheโs 85 today! #Meow bishes! #๐ป *volume on #floridaneverdisappoints @officialannmargret #catsofinstagram
#โค๏ธ #Florida #Affirmations #Namaste #floridaneverdisappoints
Cheers to my #Facial #Caesarean #Scar! Putting the #art in #PostPartum #depression & the #happy back in #HappyHour! #๐ธ #floridaneverdisappoints
#Same #๐ณ๏ธ #โณ๏ธ #floridaneverdisappoints
< S U N S E T > melt everything away. . . Xox KH โ๐ผ #jeepgladiator #jeeplife #sunsetphotography #floridabeaches #floridaneverdisappoints
This is the sign Iโve been waiting for. #๐ฝ๐ฉ #Thankful #floridaneverdisappoints
#ThankYou for the most beautiful #party for my #cyst, Tyrone. The love I have for Tyrone lives on in my heart. I think of him with every breath I take & every beat of my heart. His spirit remains in my soul forever, impervious to death. His beautiful memory lights my way in the darkness of grief. #โค๏ธ #โฐ๏ธ #๐ #floridaneverdisappoints
#โค๏ธ Everyone should start their #Saturday with a lady yelling, โWho wants to try Deeโs Nuts?โ #๐ฅ #nature #naturephotography #FloridaWildlife #floridaneverdisappoints
Recharging my #sparkle & maybe, just maybe, itโs a little too bright for you. #โจ #๐ฆ #๐ #TreatYourself #floridaneverdisappoints
#LikeFatherLikeSon, betches! #itllleaveyoubreathlessorwithanastyscar #โค๏ธ #๐ช #floridaneverdisappoints #Chucky
Happy #TaxDay! #๐บ๐ธ #floridaneverdisappoints
The #EarlyBird catches the breathtaking #sunrise at the #beach. #nature #naturephotography #floridaneverdisappoints
#FlashbackFridayโฆ Back to my #CowboyCarter days. #๐ค #floridaneverdisappoints
All aboard the #Blackout #Train! #๐๐ฅง #๐ธ #SolarEclipse2024 #eclipse #floridaneverdisappoints
Happy #Eclipse Eve to all who #celebrate! #moonpie #๐๐ฅง #๐ถ๏ธ #floridaneverdisappoints
#Eclipse prep, betches! #๐ถ๏ธ #bonnietyler #totaleclipseoftheheart #floridaneverdisappoints
#Gourmet #Paradise. #ClayCountyFair betches! #corndogsofinstagram #๐ฝ๐ฉ #floridaneverdisappoints
My #EmotionalSupportAnimal. #๐ฉ #springbreak #dogsofinstagram #floridaneverdisappoints
Happy #AprilFools to everyone, but Christina! #โค๏ธ #๐ #๐คก #floridaneverdisappoints #joancrawford #mommiedearest
#HappyEaster! #๐ซ๐ #๐ช #floridaneverdisappoints
May your #EasterBasket be full of #Family, #Friends, #Xanax & #Booze! Today & Always! #Happy #EasterWeekend! #floridaneverdisappoints #parenting #kids #myheart #peeps #springbreak
RIP J. #GoneTooSoon. #๐ #๐๏ธ #๐ผ #floridaneverdisappoints See yaโ #Sunday J-man.
Happy #GoodFriday to everyone, except Christina! #๐ #floridaneverdisappoints #joancrawford #mommiedearest
Some #bunny needed a #drank! Putting the #hoppy in #Easter #HoppyHour. #๐๐ธ #floridaneverdisappoints
A friendly reminder to close your #blindsโฆ #Florida #VenetianBlinds #floridaneverdisappoints
No #coffee for me thanks to Cassandra! #๐ซโ๏ธ #floridaneverdisappoints
Hey, itโs #Friday & the 1st #weekend of #Spring! Pop on that #EthelMerman #Disco #Album! #๐ชฉ #๐บ #๐น #๐ธ #floridaneverdisappoints
#TreatYoselfThursday! The perfect #snack between #work & #drunk! #๐ฆ #๐ธ #floridaneverdisappoints
#Florida #landscapes have a #language of their own. #SpringBreak #nature #naturephotography #floridaneverdisappoints
#โค๏ธ #RelationshipStatus #๐ #floridaneverdisappoints
Happy #StPatricksDay to everyone, but #KateMiddleton & Christina! *volume on #๐ #๐ #floridaneverdisappoints
#Shamrocks & #Shenanigans for all! A little #StPatricksEve #drinky #drink. #๐ #๐ #๐ธ #floridaneverdisappoints
#Spring #floridaneverdisappoints
Raindrops on roses & whiskers on kittensโฆ #๐ธ #๐ญ #๐ชฉ #floridaneverdisappoints
#Happy #IdesOfMarch! โIโm here for a #GoodTime not a #LongTime!โโ #JuliusCaesar #๐ช #floridaneverdisappoints
#Happy #NationalPiDay to everyone, but Christina! #๐ฅง #floridaneverdisappoints #joancrawford #mommiedearest #mildredpierce
Youโve never vended until youโve #Florida vended. #SpringBreak #FloridaVending #floridaneverdisappoints
#Celebrating the #ShamrockShake: A #magical nectar that turns a hangover into โGood morning universe!โ #๐ #๐ #๐ #floridaneverdisappoints
Yay! A #DaylightSavings #martini! #๐ธ #โ๏ธ #Itsbeen84years! #IllNeverLetGoJack #blessed #thankful #floridaneverdisappoints
Happy #DaylightSavings to Christina & to all who #celebrate! #โ๏ธ #โฐ #SpringForward #joancrawford #mommiedearest #floridaneverdisappoints
#LawdHaveMercy! Itโs only called #FloridaBrunch if itโs from the #Florida region of the #UnitedStates, otherwise itโs just #ChickenWings on a #SanitaryNapkin with #Ranch. #๐ฅ #floridaneverdisappoints EVER! #womenshistorymonth
#Happy #InternationalWomensDay! #โค๏ธ #floridaneverdisappoints #mommiedearest #joancrawford
#Namaste #LoveWins #LoveIsLove #โค๏ธ #floridaneverdisappoints
Sometimes when I need a #miracle, I look into my sonโs eyes, and realize Iโve already created one. #Happy #NationalSonsDay, a day late because #vodka. #floridaneverdisappoints
#Happy #WomensHistoryMonth from #Florida! #Feminism is for #Everybody. #Iโค๏ธHistory #floridaneverdisappoints
#Happy #WomensHistoryMonth! #Feminism is for everybody. #Iโค๏ธHistory #floridaneverdisappoints
Because itโs #March 1st & Iโm feeling #MagicallyDelicious betches. #๐ #๐ #floridaneverdisappoints #luckycharms
#Happy #LeapDay betches! #๐ธ #mommiedearest #joancrawford #floridaneverdisappoints
Can we stop & get some #ABBA? We have ABBA at home. ๐๐ปโโ๏ธThe ABBA. #FloridaABBA #๐ชฉ #floridaneverdisappoints
Just wanted to remind you, that I didnโt give up #Nacho #Volcanoes for #lent. #๐ #floridaneverdisappoints
In #Florida your #glasses get bigger & your #speedo gets smaller. Sorry, I donโt make the rules. #๐ #๐ฉฒ #๐ #SwiftyLazar #floridaneverdisappoints
#JesusTakeTheWheel #GoodLuck #๐ #๐ฝ #๐ฐ #๐ฅง #๐ฉ #floridaneverdisappoints #๐
#Florida #VanityPlate. #๐ชช #๐ #floridaneverdisappoints
#Happy #PresidentsDay to everyone, except Christina! #๐บ๐ธ #floridaneverdisappoints #joancrawford #mommiedearest
#๐ #๐ธ My #Saturday. Revisiting a fave where I learned everything I know about life, way too young & to take #pills with #vodka. #๐ #๐ #SparkleNeelySparkle #โจ #floridaneverdisappoints
The most restraint I ever show is when I let #cookie dough turn into #cookies. #๐ #๐ช #floridaneverdisappoints