After losing my divorce settlement #letmeseemykidskendall, coach TJ and I decided we needed a #brocation. We sent it down to Pensacola Beach #dirtysouth in search of #milfs, #blow, and #booze. After a smooth landing, we punked some #d2losers from UTampa and ended up #wheeling their moms #blm #banglocalmilfs. Spent the week with Tammi getting our #freakon at the tiki bar while TJ was doing lines off Krissylynn’s #dumper. Eventually Tammi ran out of EBT and she told us to #kickrocks but I was ready to leave when I sobered up and realized her clam was #filthy. TJ ended up staying to apply for the Saint Leo job #goodluckpal and now I’m gonna find that #bitch ex wife of mine and beg for her to lower the child support payments until the season starts up, might have to #cuntpunch her #bidensamerica #troubleinparadise